S. Peter is always on time. you know why? He was married and had avaaaaaaaaraaaa a mother-in-law that can not be more!
when she died, had to go to hell, but St. Peter's intercession for her ... it was still a relative of S. Pietro, can there be a place for you in heaven?
Then God opened the visitors' book of life , to see the good and bad deeds of the mother-in-law. Page was thick dense bad ... and good there was only one , piiiiccola baby! Once
, washing the salad at the fountain, she ran away and a lettuce leaf, unable to reach it, the mother-in-law said it " mass, which goes on for the poor! " ... and that was was His only act of "goodness" !
Though little, God sent down an angel, on the same leaf salad, to take it. She grabbed and began to climb ... but seeing that he went to heaven, all the other souls clung to his feet to come up with!
Then the mother-in-law both squirmed, struggled so much, that the leaf was broken and WROOOOM ! All souls fell back down with a din that we think are the thunder of the storm!
souls are light and the leaf of lettuce would have carried on without any break, if only the mother-in-law had not been so egos!
